tonight is going a be a bad night to me
Im not feeling good at all i feel really bad
Going out for drinks with my coworker The Ogre after my shifts at the Beating and Torture factory
me as a gnome: dude i am gettting so crossfaded on these raspberries blackberries and strawberries
grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days
me: *covered in scratch marks* i am still a powerful and respectable wizard, you know
my imp krongus: *doubtfully* yes, my lord
me: i did eventually kill the mouse with a needle for a sword
krongus: it’s just that it was so close, my lord